What is ‘Defenders Quest’?

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In classic RPG’s it used to be that your party would stand patiently on one side of the battlefield waiting like gentlemen for their turn. Well this is a game that thought that was far to active, a game that lets you play summoner with a bunch of angry bickering children who can’t always agree on whether to wear pants to a battle. This is………………………………………………..

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What is ‘Mythica: The Necromancer’?

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When last we left our heroes…… a gimpy slave had run away from home, a slutty rogue had stuck around after a roll in the hay went further than expected, a night watch man had a life debt still to pay off and a cleric had settled for the only party she could find. They had fought a dragon and angered the pimps guild all while Kevin Sorbo wandered around lost in the background and an evil guy tried to find all the parts to Exodia the forbidden one. Now the story continues in………………

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What is ‘Superman: American Alien’?

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Max Landis is a film maker, writer and nerd most well known for writing a shaky cam, gritty and realisitc superhero movie that isn’t as terrible as that sentence sounds, being behind the Americanisation of Douglas Adams or for pissing off feminists and lovers of Rey. A man who claims that nobody loves Superman like he does, nobody understands Superman like he does, now we’re going to see if anyone can write Superman like he can in…………………………………………..

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What is ‘Area 57’?

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Out in the middle of the Nevada desert lives a strange slightly twisted and quite perverted creature with a bizarre sense of humour that few really get……………. and today Paul Rubens will be playing an alien in this pilot from 2007. A pilot staring Shaggy from Scooby Doo, the P.E teacher from Glee and that guy, you know from the thing, yeah you know, whatshisname. This is……………………………………………………………………………

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What is ‘Kibbins Codex: 2016’?

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Well it’s been a fairly quiet year on the blog this year, mainly because I’ve spent all my time playing ‘Stardew Valley’, and ‘Magic the Gathering’. But I’m aiming to do a lot better next year with yet more reviews about crap you don’t care about. But to properly ensure that it is crap that you well and truely don’t care about I must look not forward but backward, downward not forward and always blogging, blogging, blogging toward obscurity.

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